Iranian Islamic Fundamentalists & US…. there is a difference!

The is a Difference between us

It’s kinda hard to negotiate with folks who believe they will get their eternal reward in the hereafter. After all, why protect and preserve what one has in this world  if your reward comes after death?

It seems strange that an Islamic youth would wear a ‘earthly’ plastic key around their neck for admittance into the land of 52 virgins in each of 52 mansions! ( you thought it was ONLY 52 virgins… nah… the reward is much bigger).

Even though the reward for dark deeds is great it is darkly amusing that Osama didn’t let any of the ‘muscle’ of the suicide planes know what was in store for them… they may just think that this world isn’t all that bad after all.

The drawing above I actually ‘borrowed’ and motified… but it speaks to the challenges that lay before us in dealing with adversaries that believe that state sponsored terrorism is just another way to do business. We better learn how to play this new game before time runs out.

If the concepts of Islam and the fundamentalists seems strange to your western eyes, Herb Cohen has written an insightful look and some definition to the issue.

The challenge for the West and America is to see Iran (and those who are with her) for who they are and not what we want them to be.

Strong challenging times calls for resolve.

 

Roger Freberg

 

 

WOMEN WANTED: 80 million to 1 ratio!

 

Waiting for the right woman!

For all those women who jested or were serious and stated,” so many men… so little time”, here is your chance to help humanity, avoid war , bring peace and — dare I say it — enjoy yourself!

Right now in China and India there are around 80 million ‘excess’ men with little hope of a steady female companion. Science Daily reports:

“This trend could lead to increased levels of antisocial behaviour and violence, as gender is a well-established correlate of crime, and especially violent crime. Gender-related violent crime is consistent across cultures. Furthermore, when single young men congregate, the potential for more organised aggression is likely to increase substantially, and this has worrying implications for organised crime and terrorism.”

There are reports in these countries of women being ‘too picky’ and feeling like they can ‘trade up’… and they do and who wouldn’t blame them? I can just see the ‘bargainng going on:

MAN: I am a millionaire, handsome and with property the size of Oklahoma

Woman: I am stupid, really ugly, incredibly poor hygiene, toothless and I will cheat on you

MAN: WOW! I thought you’d be worse… will you marry me?

Woman: No…. check back next week, I’m seeing if I can do better.

Hey, baby, what's yuor sign?So, Ladies, you want to bring about a better world?… whirled peas? … here’s your chance… and chances are if you look better than this gal… you’ll probably get your own county.

 

Roger Freberg

 

 

 

 

Weenie men & the ‘professional career women’ who love them….

Don’t you just love this title?
 

We’re taking about ‘Career-is-my-life Gals” again… the ones who idolize Catie Couric. I guess I just still can’t forgive her for being rude to that nice ol country boy Garth Brooks. Yeah, her politics suck, too.
too many bonks on the old bean
My guess is that most of the female bloggers who were ‘offended’ by the Forbes editorial just loOoOve Johnny… the original ‘weenie’… but I think he is working on only one testicle… so I should play nice. If you thought my comments hit the topic “Don’t Marry a Career Woman” hard… check out what else is out there in the blogosphere.

Bur first, not too many men blogged about this… It really wasn’t a big deal to us…. not to anyone with an ounce of testosterone that is. When I first read it on Forbes.com… I thought… okay, this is slightly amusing… but statistics — when genuine — don’t lie. Then came the tsunami of emotional, irrational, hysterical (got the picture?) fembot foo.

Some Folks had to say this:
 
Vox Day
Mangan’sMicellany

They may not be ‘conservative’ but they have sized up life fairly well. All one can hope for is that our children will face the world for what it is… and not what they would like it to be. Politics should never get in the way of the facts, science or truth. Continue reading “Weenie men & the ‘professional career women’ who love them….”

Yeah, baby… trust meeee! ….. I’m taking precautions

Trust me..... please!
Have you heard that one?

How many guys have become a daddy on the word of someone who either didn’t care or planned for someone else paying for 23 years of child support?

Get this concept… male contraception. Now, we’re giving guys the opportunity to lie, too!

In LiveScience.com , a person wrote an article to help men with contraception… unfortunately, the author was a woman …. and that seems like a conflict of interest to me. 

Hmmmm…. It’s like listening to a bunch of women talk about how much easier having a vasectomy is rather than having one’s tubes tide. Riiiiiight! The “V” word is too close to the infamous “C” word… and the only side effect is that they guy gains enough weight to earn a parking place at the super market. Oh… you didn’t know that?

Well, it may all sound like a good deal for women who would like to be free of  responsibility… but it is important to remember, ladies, when all is said and done… the guy goes home and he’s never pregnant.

Roger Freberg

Sleeping in the Nude … and other foolish things

Woman Sleping in the NudeIn a recent study, Gerhard Kloesh and his buddies at the University of Vienna reported that sharing your bed — if you are a male — could actually make you stupid.  In reporting this critical ground breaking discovery the NEW SCIENTIST reports:

“while men thought they slept better with a partner, and women believed they didn’t, actually both sexes had more disturbed sleep… lack of sleep … reduced their (men) ability to perform simple cognitive tests the next day.”

Hmmm… why are we listening to these guys? The population of Austria is going down not up anyway…

Another article chronicles the combative life of couples who sleep together in one bed (gasp!) and spoon, snore, sheet steal and even sleep in the nude! One couple even slept on separate floors, maybe they are taking a few lessons from the Austrians here.

Sooo, what do the bastions of pure feminine knowledge tell us about men and women sleeping together? Well, dear Abby takes the firm position that it is okay to sleep in the nude and it’s fine if you don’t want to…. she can really handle the tough questions! Shhhhheeeesh! I did find an interesting blog of some gal in Boston, which… I think is near Vienna. She gives her 10 reasons women have for not sleeping in the nude. I think 10 cats go with those 10 reasons.

So, ‘Dear Dad’ needs to offer his 10 reasons women should sleep in the nude:

1) SLEEPING IN THE NUDE PROMOTES WORLD PEACE!

I thought that liberal women may go for this one… I mean… it couldn’t hurt.

2) YOU WILL ALWAYS KNOW WHERE YOUR PARTNER IS!

Most male ‘partners’ will stand ready with a blanket in case of fire, earthquake, congressional election or any other natural disaster. Motivated partners are extra attentive.

3) YOU WILL MAKE YOUR PARTNER HAPPY!

I have yet to hear anyone say,”oh my god, can you believe it? ….She comes to bed nude every night!”… hmmmm… I think I did hear someone say that once….. but it was in Austria…. or in Harvard Square or at a Kerry rally.

4) EVER WAKE UP WITH AN IDEA AND NO SCRATCH PADS?

A simple magic marker on the night stand is all you need. Now what can we write on?

5) SPOONING BECOMES A CONTACT SPORT

enough said

6) WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW…. IS LOVE, SWEET LOVE…

I think the Beatles said something like that and collectively, they have a lot of kids.

7) CONSERVATIVES ARE HAVING MORE BABIES THAN LIBERALS

They also don’t live in Boston or Austria…. and they don’t sleep with their cats.

8) VICTORIA’S REAL SECRET….

is the clothes never made it into bed

9) NIGHT CLOTHES ARE JUST PLAIN WEIRD

Have you ever seen the stuff people wear when they are running out of their homes at night because of an earthquake or something? Running out nude or in a blanket would be far less funny and far more memorable.

10) LIFE IS WORTH LIVING…..

 

Well, I hope you enjoyed my little ramble …maybe, someone in Boston can tell me if they shower in the nude?….. see you next time….

Roger Freberg