VOTE for the one who LOVES you, baby

Yep, John Kerry was framed by those brutal thugs in the vast right wing conspiracy... I don't know why i didn't see it before... but thanks, hun, it's all clear to me now!... uh... can you let me out now?

 

Sometimes it’s hard to sort it out when election time comes… but I have come to a few conclusions on this election:

1) VOTE for the one who will protect your community and your world and the ones you love… anyone can say they love you… vote for the ones who’ll show you!

2) Never vote for anyone who has shown personal cowardice… they’ll be just as likely to sell you down the river.

3) Vote for people who handle their public relations nightmares honestly. I mean, if you are going to lie to us, do it in a way that will impress and dazzle me!

When John Kerry tried to spin his way out of his recent problems… what was he thinking? Doesn’t he know that his speech was on YOUtube? Can we say idiot?

HALP me, Jon, Halp me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4) Never, Never VOTE for anyone who says they are going to raise your taxes or fees… local and state governments are proving the worst offenders… that is the easy way out… and always has been. In the 1920’s only the rich paid taxes… and the top bracket was 7.5% and the IRS form was only one page. Hey, we don’t want to go back to those times… ‘but we’re hell and gone from Cartajena, angel’.

5) In Texas they say, “don’t tell me you love me, show me.” One of the two candidates you will vote on will make your life safer and better… and the other will make it more dangerous. Remember, the candidates are not complete individuals… which is why some good people go astray over time. Each party gives the orders… and most are carried out. However, this election presents all of us with some really clear distinctions… 

So who am I voting for?  Well… here’s the ticket I will NOT be supporting:

John Kerry endorsed by the maleviolent Order of Unwashed Terrorists

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vote as though our lives, futures and families depended on it… because they probably do.

Roger Freberg